Sleep deprivation

I've spent the entire day tired and irritable, mostly due to a lack of sleep. The lack of sleep is entirely my own fault, but I'm too tired and irritable to care.

If by some horrible twist of fate I end up with a child and start to think it's a good idea to change my Facebook status to something about how proud I am that my son didn't piss his pantssuccessfully used the potty, someone do me the decency of shooting me.